Brother: Look mom! "Unattended children will be given an espresso and free kitten."
Mom: What does unattended mean?
Brother: Children you are surprised are there.
At the beach:
Brother to children on the sand: Hey, do you want to know some Ben Franklin sayings?
Brother: Fish and visitors stink after three days, and that doesn't apply to hotels.
Sister piping in from the rocks: A sleeping fox catches no poultry.
Brother yelling back: Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Sister shoots back: Those who quarrel interpose and must often wipe a bloody nose.
Random:
We live on huckleberries, cookies and toothpaste.
~ Brother age 7
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